circus wank

Masturbating so that you ejaculate into your own mouth.

Of course I've never tasted my own man juice, do you think I circus wank?

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gingerly

Adverbial form of ginger. Performing an action whilst being red-headed.

The Proclaimers sang a song gingerly

Mick Hucknall picked his nose gingerly

Neil Lennon plays football gingerly

Carrot Top tells incredibly bad jokes gingerly

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Like a bear

Being extremely good, bad, or anything in between at something.

Did you see Scott play?
Yeah, he was like a bear.

You reply like a bear.
Sorry mate, I've been busy.

He worked like a bear!
Yes, he was immense in midfield.

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walkative

The urge to walk a lot, especially after a long period of convalescence.

Xaviera is extremely walkative since her knee stopped hurting.

I used to be extremely walkative in my youth, but arthritis put paid to that.

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manathema

A portmanteau of man and anathema.

Something which men hate, or hate to do.

Shoe shopping is manathema.

Being kicked in the nads is manathema.