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Roman Shower

To bathe only the genital area.

I know I'm going to have sex now but I'm dirty and smelly with no time or place to shower. I'll just use my knapkins and some water and have a Roman Shower.

by Steve52 December 17, 2008

19πŸ‘ 159πŸ‘Ž


suffuckutate

To extremely impare the resperation of.

It was so stuffy in there, I thought I was going to suffuckutate.

by Steve52 July 11, 2008

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Eye Popper

The sensation when real strong white stuff is snorted.

After snorting, he said, "Man that's some real strong white stuff, a real eye popper."

by Steve52 April 4, 2009


Phone Phuck

The general term for when you call someone and they will not take the call, busy signal all the time, never can come to the phone etc.

Pete wouldn't talk to me on the phone and I know I'm getting a phone phuck.

by Steve52 February 22, 2010

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


headslumpers

The old farts in shitty convolesent hospitals who have been overdosed on drugs who sre unable to hold their heads up.

Look at all the old headslumpers, so drugged in this hospital they can't keep their heads up and they drool.

by Steve52 March 17, 2008

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Clitoris Interruptus

To be disturbed by someone or something during the act of making love just as the female part becomes highly stimulated, often happens during oral sex.

Gee Honey. I was just getting so hot as you were down on me licking and sucking but the dog comes crashing thru the door causing me to suffer the frustration of Clitoris Interruptus.

by Steve52 February 23, 2009

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Clamslamming

The act of two females putting themselves between each others' legs to pound thier genitalia together for mutual sexual satisfaction.

Those two girls look happy. I bet they spent the whole night clamslamming.

by Steve52 May 25, 2009

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž