The Lebrone Jahamez

When you have 69 affairs with 17 year old women who think you’re a rapper when in reality you are just a pedophile wanting to get slobbed on the knob.

Jon: Blow on my soup baby gurrrlllll
Mommy: Are you performing the Lebrone Jahamez

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Golden Peaks

When a person covers their nipples in golden juices and proceeds to run to up Mount Everest in order to make fat cash on their OnlyFans stream.

Katie: I’m to use my golden peaks to make bank
Discord Kitten: Show us your feet babyyyyy gurllllll
Katie: Thanks for the $420 donation

Fortnite Jizz Fizz

When you’re shielding up with your homies and you can’t help but want to ejaculate all over them and scream in a psychotic fashion.

Dave: I’m gonna bust my sexy little boy friends.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo

Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.

Fortnite Jizz Fizz

When you’re shielding up with your homies and you can’t help but want to ejaculate all over them and scream in a psychotic fashion.

Dave: I’m gonna bust my sexy little boy friends.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo

Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.