idonteatredmeatatarian

n. Someone who claims to be a vegetarian, but in reality consumes all types of meat except red meat.

Dave: Why is Becky over there deep-throating a polish? Isn't she a vegetarian?
Steve: No, dude. She's an idonteatredmeatatarian.

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yardsaled

Ridiculously drunk.

Jake: Where's Chuck?
Dave: In the port-a-shitter puking. He's pretty yardsaled.

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sassypants

Somebody who needs to be slapped, right now.

Jess: Why is Bridgett being such a sassypants?
Erika: I dunno but she needs to be slapped, right now.

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