jackrod

A tool, dick, or ding-dong. A total jackass of a person.

"Paul sounded like a total jackrod the other night at the club."

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hot sauce butt

The end result of excessive consumption of chilies, hot sauce or any other spicy foods that makes an ass burn like a mother fucker.

"I followed 3 consecutive days of eating barbecue with a generous plate of huevos rancheros for breakfast, and now I've got a serious case of hot sauce butt."

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