Super Mario Bro’ed

Getting Super Mario Bro’ed is where during intercourse, the male participant lies flat holding his penis up. The female participant then jumps up in the air and lands directly on his penis. *this act can be extremely dangerous* It’s called “Getting Super Mario Bro’ed” because to kill a Goomba, Mario must jump and land on said Goomba. Some also might say a Goomba slightly resembles the tip of a penis.

Bro she Super Mario Bro’ed me last night! I didn’t know she was freaky like that

I have an ungodly amount of hospital bills because me and my girl Super Mario Bro’ed and it went wrong