jagged tunnel

Slang term referring to a blow job given to a male in which the partner giving the blow job uses their teeth to a point of causing unenjoyable pain. Usually the cause of being that the giver is inexperienced.

Guy 1: Dude, I heard your girlfriend did a jagged tunnel on you.
Guy 2: Oh God, yeah. My penis still hasn't recovered...

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twilight

A book series in which a young girl must choose between bestiality and necrophilia.

Typical Girl: I LOVE Twilight because it's an amazing book about love, and it's the story of my life. I'm average looking and would very much want to have a hot vampire AND a hot werewolf want me.

Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...

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