Blaidd

The trusty companion to Ranni the Witch and handsome half-wolf from the world of Elden Ring, voiced by Scott Arthur, said to put any 52-Hertz Whale Pillow Princess and Silk Moth deity in a state of intense, feral lust with just a single glance.

Bao the Whale on Twitter: "I WANT BLAIDD TO BREED ME I WANT HIS PUPPIES PLEASE I WANT THE LEASH I WANT THE COLLAR I'M DROOLING WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK"

Sanagi Yuzu on Twitter: "Chat sent me a cameo of Blaidd and I've literally never ovulated the most before and I've never felt so fertile and breedable in my life. Have my children Blaidd I'm literally on my knees begging for just a crumb of your seed. Please I'll bark for you and yiff #KnotLikeThis"

Cute and funny

Two forbidden words that you should never, and I mean NEVER, pair together in a sentence, lest you draw "their" attention...

Person 1: Awww, I love Arisu she's so cute and funny...
Person 2: Not only cute, but also funny???
Person 1: God dammit
Person 3: UWOOOOOOH CUNNY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Simple Dimple

A small, blank spot in the scalp, wide enough to be touched by one's finger.

"Bro! Bro! It's like...

...Mitsubishi... Materials."

*Daily scalp inspection*

*Provoked alligator noises*

"...Simple Dimple."