peevage

the male equivalent of 'cleavage,' the area several inches above the penis showing the pelvic lines, visible when a guy is wearing low-slung pants

Damn, check out that guy with those pants hanging off his hips. He is is showing some serious peevage.

grabby grandpa

an elderly, lecherous male patron of an adult video arcade who is physically and/or socially aggressive with other male patrons in the pursuit of sex

Grabby Grandpa better leave me alone: I'm not into that geriatric aggression.

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sportsumption

the assumption one makes that another person is a fan of a current sport, usually made during a major event in the sport

So my boss said, "who do you like in the big game?"

I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.

I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.

chawed

the condition of a guy's dick after a prolonged, or particularly rough, blow job

Man, I shouldn't have done all that blow and gone to that sex club. My dick is all chawed now.