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After taking magical mushrooms to "power up," you lay the pipe on a busty bitty. Midway through fornication, you pour hot sauce onto a smushed piece of bread in the form of a ball, then proceed to shove it in your partners mouth while yelling "It's me... MARIO!" The finishing touch, riding her doggy style calling her yoshi and demanding she spit the "fireball" out at your hallucinations while you bust a load in her and wave your wrench around in celebration of your newly conquered kingdom!
-Shit dude, i was tripping balls last night, i woke up with a thrown up piece of bread on my pillow and all my magic mushrooms were gone.
-Damn man, sounds like a good time, was there hot sauce and a wrench present?!?
-Hold on let me check... Yeah man, how'd you know??
-Classic! Sounds like you pulled the Super Mario last night on becky!! High Five! Next time you have hot sauce and shrooms handy try the Blazing Saddle too!
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Two male asians dunk a white woman in a large tub of milk, they proceed to cover her in cookie crumbles, jizz on her chest and back, and position one man on the ground, then the cream and cookie covered woman on him, and then the other asian man jumps on top, effectively performing the golden oreo.
the OG OREO can be done if both men are black instead of asian...
Other alternatives include the double stuffed oreo, involving two white chicks and two black guys,
Rachel demanded that Chin and Wu give her the golden oreo tonight, their response: Damn you nasty girl, of course we'll give you the golden oreo :)
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Sometimes valued at over $1 Billion dollars, a magic chinese buffet is one of the most mysterious sights one can behold, as well as the most intriguing to experience. Legend says that the power of this delicious rarity cannot be understood by the majority of mankind. Only a few may ever be tempted with the mystical being who supposedly offers a chosen one the chance to pick a check for one billion dollars, or to be subjected to the majestic, magic chinese buffet. many choose the unbelievable wealth offered, however, only the truly fortuitous and kind at heart will have the opportunity to experience magic in the world over an extrinsic reinforcer such as simple cash.
Magic Chinese Buffet master: Good sir, I now offer you the choice to choose $1 Billion dollars to be all yours, tax-free of course, or the option to experience the only bit of magic you will ever be subjected to in your feeble lifetime.
Steve: There's no doubt in my mind, I want to experience magic, to know that said mystical happenings exist in this world, and of course, to indulge in what is, the Magic Chinese Buffet.
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When fucking a giraffe in the ass, the small tuft of hair on the end of its tail is used to gently tickle the scrotum for pleasure.
Small child:Mommy what's that dirty dirty man doing to that adolescent giraffe?
Mom:Oh don't look honey, it's just the nut duster, you'll understand when you're older.
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