Wee-pooh

Is when your excrement has the consistency of urine. This usually occurs when you have been out on the lash for several days on a diet of alcohol, drugs and crisps. No real food has bee ingested in a single 24 hour period apart from a donner kebab purchased at a ropey shop called something like 'Asifs' Takeaway.

Sitting on the toilet you hear the noise of water , you can't be sure if you are dropping the kids off at the pool or having a piss. You're having a wee-pooh. You have look and can only determine which it is by the colour.

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