Jerk my Meat

Making jerky, either traditionally through natural dehydration, a forced air and heat dehydrator, a stove, or smoker. Most commonly beef jerky, and with a good blend of flavors and spices.

I can't go anywhere today becasue it takes 7 hours to jerk my meat.

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genital jamboree

Sex party with more than 3 people.

Your girlfriend was at the Genital Jamboree and there is a 1 in 10 chance I was the one who got her pregnant.

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Wood on the Fire

1. Putting wood on a fire
2. Getting venereal disease, so that your penis burns like it is on fire.

1. Could you put a little wood on the fire, it is getting chilly in here.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.

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