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Not QUITE a piece of shit, just a few notches above on the social hierarchy. Not really a BAD person but not an extremely GOOD person either.
Someone that does only the bare minimum to contribue to society. Anyone who only cares just enough to not be considered a waste of life. Someone who would not walk past someone who needed help but would only give the smallest of assistance because they really want to go fuck off and get high on meth and heroin so as a result render only the most basic bare essentials of aide. Someone who works a mediocre job in order to pay his bills and provide for his drug habits. He wont resort to crime to pay for his habits, but will only work a dead end job to cover his dope habits and still pay taxes. No interest in building or maintaining a fulfilling career or trade and is content with remedial retarded work to satisfy his needs.
His name will be something like Kyle or Gus or Clem or Jimothy or Staniel or Chadley. He is a strongly rooted in the customs of dwimplepeen and celebrates all three trimesters every year with out fail! In fact one might say he reaches his most PISSFULL state of mind during the contests and indulgences of dwimplepeen !! He has a runt of midgets acting as his only friends.
Do you know that piece of shit drug addict that rents out a shed in your neighbor's backyard?
-Yeah, his name is Stew Pidassal. I know him quite well... He isn't a piece or shit, he is a PIECE OF PISS. Dont be such a richard bruh! You should get to know him before you go judging him like that.
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A holiday that occurs multiple times a year in certain central California drug addicts social circles. Dwimplepeen is a time of indulgence and hedonism. Massive amounts of Crystal meth and heroin are consumed. Dumpster diving and recycle or scrap metal collection occurs immediately after the illicit chemicals are abused. Hording of broken and or semi functional electronic devices is common. This drug fiend holiday is often looked back upon with great nostalgia and fond memories.... If they can remember.
Dude last trimester's dwimplepeen was fucking outta control. I snorted a rail of Crystal the size of my pinky and went beserker scavenger on some recycles. I was so flailed I had to smoke some heroin and get smacked up to calm down and proceed with the festivies.
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A relationship that is such an utter dumpster fire abortion of a trainwreck, that it makes your life completely shitty and miserable, there by transforming from a relationship into a relationshit. The official line of relationship turns into relationshit is when you do nothing but fight with each other and fornicate with each other. When all you do together is FIGHT and FORNICATE = RELATIONSHIT (Congrats! The line has been crossed from relationship to relationshit!)
Dude, I'm either gonna leave Gertrude or I'm going to unalive myself! I CANNOT STAND BEING IN THIS RELATIONSHIT ANYMORE!
When you are overly concerned about hair loss...
When you are obsessively worried that your hair might be out of place and silly looking...
When you can't stop worrying that your toupee-weave-extension-wig and or hair piece / hair system will one day be discovered...
YOU BECOME: "HAIRANOID"
Bro 1: "OMG if I develop hair loss and have to get a weave strapped or stapled onto my head I will never find a female who will love me for me!! "
Bro 2: "Dude shaddup, you're just being hairanoid"
A gang, collection, assembly, team, gathering, pack, or group of small persons AKA midgets.
Any more then two midgets results in a RUNT of midgets. To be used just like a Pride of lions or murder of crows...There's an unruly RUNT of midgets terrorizing the city!
Dude #1: Why are you limping and how come you have bruises everywhere below your belt?
Dude #2: So I got jumped by a RUNT of angry midgets! They were vicious! POWERFUL TINY FISTS!
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