HAIRANOID

When you are overly concerned about hair loss...

When you are obsessively worried that your hair might be out of place and silly looking...

When you can't stop worrying that your toupee-weave-extension-wig and or hair piece / hair system will one day be discovered...

YOU BECOME: "HAIRANOID"

Bro 1: "OMG if I develop hair loss and have to get a weave strapped or stapled onto my head I will never find a female who will love me for me!! "

Bro 2: "Dude shaddup, you're just being hairanoid"