Chubb

Always underachieving, constantly making companies regret their hiring decision, lives off wife, may play for both teams, sucks at sports, pops pink collar and gets laughed at by everyone, impeccable janitorial skills, exaggerates every detail.

Dude I just saw you wink at that guy over there, you're a Chubb.

You did a fantastic job cleaning the men's room, you'll be Chubbing in no time.

I'm sorry sir, our company can't keep you on board, you're Chubbed.

There's no way you had 12 beers, we've only been here for 20 minutes. Stop Chubbing.

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