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Looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend
Are you hiring?
Yes I had to fire my last girlfriend. She couldn't hold her fork right.
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A combination of being both high and tired.
Dude 1: "Dude, I waked and baked, and I also hired yesterday."
Dude 2: "Kewl."
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To be high and tired at the same time.
"I'm mad hired son!"
"I'm hired dude."
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A covert combination of the words 'high' and 'tired', for use around mixed company.
Guy #1: Hey man, I got hired yesterday and passed out in my neighbor's hedge.
Guy #2: I don't see how getting hired had anything to do with passing ou- OH, gotcha.
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A series of short films put out by BMW in 2001-2002 featuring various BMW models. These films starred British actor Clive Owen as a driver for hire.
If you haven't seen The Hire series, you are really missing out on some great films.
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In a corporation, this is a person who was hired solely because of the color of their skin, or their sexual identity, as opposed to their actual skills or contributions to the company. This person is usually employed for reasons including company PR or lower government taxation.
Jerry: "Which one of us was the useless simpleton who organized all these files incorrectly?"
Harry: "It was Terry, the diversity hire."
Jerry: "If we screwed up as much as he does, we'd be fired."
Harry: "Sadly, Terry is a homosexual black man, so HR won't touch him."
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An awesome band. Although they are supposedly a 'christian' band, the rockin music is anything but and many fans will tell you how they aren't. A very little known band that should be more popular.
Me: Listen to this apparently 'christian' band, Icon for Hire!
(Friend who only listens to christian music): Woah...that isn't christian music...
Me: It's awesome though right?
(Friend who only listens to christian music): Hell yeah! They rock!
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