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Honest is an acronym for hopelessly obtuse nonsensical everyday sucker truly
The wealthy little old lady, a widow for the eighth time, handed an ad. over the desk at the office of her local newspaper. " Put that in the Personal Contact Me section please " she said to the girl behind the desk " I feel a bit low. The right man might be able to give me a bit of a top up " The ad read " Widow, reliable independent person, with down to earth outlook, seeks honest man who likes simple home cooking. Reply early. Don't be late this may be your Shangri-la "
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This is an acronym for an old phrase used by prostitutes - have a lovely fuck penny
Much more was available for a very small sum of money in the late 17th century, through the 18th century and into the early 19th century. Halfpenny was a phrase used by many women who accosted men including the Regency Bucks of the 19th century in the street. The men knew the women actually required a penny for their services when they heard the expression halfpenny
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Abbreviation for wouldn't have a clue
I phoned a local business and the person who answered the phone apologised and said " Whac "
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An abbreviation for " Sorry about that sir "
I contacted a local business and asked a question.
The person who answered the phone apologised and said " Wouldn't have a clue, sats "
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Anal sex must feel like a good hard piece of shite intruding instead of extruding
Some women have anal sex with local tradesmen so that their weekly accounts may be reduced
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A cockup means someone has made a real mess of something
The universlty student had not done enough revision and made a real
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.
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