cockup

cockup means that the penis is in the correct position
in the vagina when a couple are having sexual intercourse

I was in bed with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup

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upset

upset is an acronym for ultra pigheadedness starting every time

I know when I upset someone. I wonder if the fact that my time from submission date to publication date has gone up from no weeks to one week in Urban Dictionary means I have upset someone or are the editors becoming busier.

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ISSB

International Security Special Branch There are members of the ISSB working in almost every country in the western world and there may well be a few of their number working in the east. International Terrorist Groups have worked very closely together for many years. The leaders of the western world are not stupid. The security forces in Europe, particularly in Ireland (North and South) are the best in the world. Many of the Northern Irish ISSB are seconded to security forces throughout the world to help fast track development and training programmes.

There is something big expected to happen in Northern Ireland, and indeed many other potential trouble spots in Ireland and Great Britain. Most of the major towns and cities have large numbers of the ISSB working in ordinary everyday jobs. Watch your back if you are a revolutionary you are being watched

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bbc

brilliant breast co-ordination

A group of men went to a strip club at lunch time and looked
lustfully at a woman who was tempting them with her bbc

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jtc

jumping to conclusions

Occasionally when I meet a woman I know would be an excellent friend I ask myself the question " why me ? ", dry up and do not have an open conversation with her. I then find myself jtc and querying her background through very bad sources. Any men who stop to read this definition of jtc please take some good advice, learnt from hard experience, and always have open conversations with any new women who you feel may play a major role in your lives. It is very difficult to get a new friendship going a second time although being a persistent so and so I may yet succeed but for others please take the above advice to heart and do not follow my example.

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fofy

abbreviation for fuck off fuck you

The woman really did not want to know her persistent pursuer so she said fofy

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Dr. Ian Paisley

Let's have some fucking honesty here lads. Do not knock everything as that type of attitude helps no fucking body. I realise that knock means something you fuck but thickos stick to women if you wish to fuck. Stop knocking an already rocky community spirit. Northern Ireland, indeed all Ireland, needs PEACE and if you are not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship get off the fucking island be it North or South I do not give a fuck. Get it .

Now the definition of Dr. Ian Paisley -
Ian Richard Kyle Paisley was born on 6th April 1926.
Today Dr. Ian Paisley, MP, MLA is the leader of the Free Presbyterian Church and head of the Democratic Unionist Party. He has been the Member of Parliament
for the North Antrim constituency since 1970 and many members of the Roman Catholiccommunity vote for him
as he is an active politician with the interests of all his constituents at heart.

Dr. Ian Paisley is a forceful orator

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