Ventriloqueef

(Noun) When a woman expels a fart during intercourse and pretends that it was merely a queef.

Susan ate an entire plate of nachos before her date with Todd. She ripped a giant fart as he was pounding her from behind and said "oops I queefed". Later she told her friends the story, and said "luckily my fart wasn't stinky. I was able to pull off a smooth ventriloqueef"