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On board Royal Navy T class submarines Daddylads are the lads responsible for the learning of a lad, with the eventual potential outcome of making a clean lad out of him. Daddylads choose a lad wisely, based on certain specific qualities that can be nurtured. For example, fiestyness, a soft handshake and excellent genital cleanliness are all attributes that are favoured by a prospective daddylad. After several months learning at sea a lad may be proclaimed as clean, and even reach the status of being gooched.
Sailor A: I see that lads been claimed by a daddylad finally.
Sailor B: Aye shippers, he'll take some learning though by the looks of it. There's nothing better than a challenge to help pass the down time though eh?
Sailor C: I wager he'll be gooched by the end of deployment.
Sailor D: Only if he does as he is told, that daddylads a strict one!
To be incredibly obvious.
Man 1: That Boris is a cad isn't he?
Man2: You bet he is, in fact its as obvious as a huskies nipsy!
To be 'made a lad of' , or to have a 'lad made out of him'. Originally conceived as an intellectual concept concerning the relationship (sexual or non-sexual) between a 'daddylad' and his 'lad' aboard a certain Royal Navy T class submarine in the early 2000's.
Sailor A: <sniggers> Sticky's gone to shake his lad early again shippers
Sailor B: <chuckles> yeah, he's certainly 'made a lad' out of Gooch. That's the third sexy shake he's learned him with in as many off-watches.
The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.
Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!
Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....
Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
The phrase traditionally uttered by a male at the precise moment of ejaculation, post-vinegar stroke but pre-blurt.
'Oh crikey Maureen I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna..... Wombats Live!'
The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!
Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.
Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!
Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.
Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.