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A guy called this is incredibly book smart but also incredibly lazy. They're also incredibly afraid of lots of things including cycling on roads. Other suitable synonyms include Dweebo.
Where's Ben?
Oh he's still trying to get here from the surgical ward
That's only round the corner
I know right. What a joe Drummond
A lesser known chromosome related condition. Genetically similar to down syndrome, someone with chromoloads has 7 more chromosomes often not appearing physically but has significant effects on their brain chemistry.
Some of the common effects of the condition:
> inability to comprehend words longer than 5 letters
> inability to differentiate truth from lie with any media source
> high stubbornness to continue to believe the first thing they were told, regardless of supporting evidence or lack thereof
> crippling stupidity
> tiny muscles
Jim: 'What's wrong with him, is he just inherently retarded?'
John: 'Don't be so mean, he has chromoloads.'
Not to be confused with Sticky Dragon, a sticky dargon is an alpha Top-G-esq male who practices abstinence on the pure basis of their own volition and is one of the strongest men in any given gym.
How come James is single? He's gorgeous!
Oh yeah, he's a sticky dargon. Such a shame really but each to their own
Calls is a nickname commonly utilized by those named Callum. Generally, as not the brightest of folks, this is a play on their inability to spell their own shortened name having attempted to write Cal. As a result of this, this nickname is used to:
a) shorten the name Callum
b) make fun of their crippling dyslexia or immense stupidity
Often the Callum will not even know they are being made fun of.
Me: 'Hey Calls'
Callum: 'Yup'
Me: Silent internal hysteria
nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks
oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!
get out of the park you dark fruits dan!
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