Sigma Alpha Epsilon

A douchebag fraternity which only allows stupid so cal aholes to be in their frat. Known as SAE - Sexual Assault Expected. Especially at SDSU. Is the epitome of southern california bro's. Not a decent human being belongs to this frat.

Wow. That was awesome when those guys from Sigma Alpha Epsilon date raped us last night.

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Going Phelps

Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1: Last night I was going Phelps with my lady friend and…

Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?

Guy 1: No man… Coitus.

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