Nicole

Nicoles are compulsive liars. They drive shitty 'turbed up' minis and yell cunt and everyone they drive past, Nicole's are obsessed with the word cunt because their cunts tend to smell a lot like fish. A more common name for a 'Nicole' is 'Ratfish' due to it's rat like face and tenancies and fish smell. Although this creature is technically a fish, it can go months on end without water, it is terrified of showers, rivers, pools, lakes and the ocean. It attracts potential mating partners with it's clothing or rather lack of. This creature is not to be approached, it is highly contagious and you will potentially get aids.

Person one: "Bro that mini that went past smelt like fish truck".
Person two: "Eww that was Nicole".

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