Yoga Whale

Fat chick in yoga pants.

Look at that Yoga Whale thinkin' those pants are gonna make her big ass look decent.

Ohio Bidet

When an automatic toilet's sensor is too sensitive and flushes a toilet while you're still seated, covering your ass in nasty toilet water.

Taking a dump and leaned forward to scratch my leg and I hear, "Whoosh." Damn toilet hit me with the Ohio Bidet.