Straight Haired Nigger

This is what Puerto Ricans call other Puerto Ricans who are generally pieces of shit. It's like their version of calling a white person white trash or calling a black person a nigger and meant to be just as offensive. It's a good time to reflect on your life choices if someone from your own ethnicity rightfully wants to call you a nigger but can't only because you are not black and have straight hair.

Juan: Yo, Julio just impregnated that girl then moved to a different city!
Carlos: That's because Julio is a straight haired nigger.
Juan: ...and don't get me started on that crew that rapes girls getting off the bus, bunch of fucking straight hairs!

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Ghetto Sandwich

A sandwich that consists of nothing but two pieces of white bread and unsweetened kool aid powder.

"Yo son, this ghetto sandwich be bland as fuck, pass me dem nutrasweet packets you found in the dumpster."

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