left

The hand that never gets laid.

I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.

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shoots

slang for sure or ok

person 1: Wanna c a pic?
person 2: shoots

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Main Squeeze

For men, their own pebis.
For women, their favorite plastic toy.

Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!

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bumsweat

A slick buttcrack.

What happens when you wear those damn basketball shorts that aren't cotton and they don't breath at all.

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pebis

The cheap way to say penis online without actually saying penis.

Did I just say penis? Oh my god that guys said penis!!

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Eunich

Friggin OUCH!!!!!

The king said in order to guard the harem I had to become a eunuch - friggin OUCH!!!

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Pepsi

What poor people snort.

"I couldn't find me any coke from my usual sources, so were gonna have to snort pepsi instead."

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