When you fuck a girl and halfway through you piss in her pussy.
I wet fucked my girl and she got so mad that she tied me to the bed and bit my balls so hard that I can't cum any more.
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When someone shags you in the ass so fast that you spray 8 pounds of shit in their face and mouth
I got shagged in the ass so fast I did an ass sprayer. Then my boyfriend made me lick all the shit off of him and eat it.
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When you fuck a woman in the ass, and halfway through you pull your cock out of her ass, and replace it with a big knife.
I gave my girl a stinger and now she's dead
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