NC State

1. A so-called university in Raleigh, NC that specializes in degrees such as farming, tractor repiar, and bovine castration.

2. Serves as a fall-back to students not smart enough to get into thier local community college.

3. Best known for pretending to have a rivalry with the University of National Champions, aka UNC.

4. A place that FFA members have wet dreams about

5. A school where the cheerleaders have utters and bells around thier necks

"Where did you go to college, bro?"
"NC State"
"Why?"
"I failed out of Wake Tech"

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