axe up

To not shower; instead use axe to freshen up.

(just ran 5 miles)
john: Hey man you gonna shower?
stinkbutt williams: No man, ill just axe up
john: That's nasty man

T-Skinner

1) Person who wears a skin tight T-Shirt, usually cocky and/or overweight.

2) Wearing a T-Shirt from your childhood

Nick: Isn't that the shirt you wore in 7th grade?
Stinkbutt Williams: Yeah, but it makes me look jacked.
Nick: Change it up man, you're acting like a T-Skinner.

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