Douche Wagon

A small four-cylinder vehicle (i.e. Honda Civic) usually painted yellow, pink, or purple and driven by a 5'5" jackass. The wagon usually has a large wing on the back, white rims, and an annoying loud muffler.

Chuck felt like he was like Fast and The Furious as he rolled through Philly in his douche wagon.

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Turd Burgular

When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.

Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.

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White Buffoon

A Caucasian male utilized by African-American celebrities to portray all white men as weak and foolish, thus making themselves seem tough and socially acceptable.

Jimmy believed that accepting the role as "white buffoon #2" on the Method and Red show would boost his chances for real acting work.

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gunship

If you see something cool, it should be referred to as a real gunship, or a muthafuckin gunship, or nice gunship etc.

Originally from Persist via 12stone

I once peed on 10 cars in one go.

wow dude, that's totally gunship.

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Whore Denial

A term to describe a woman who cannot accept the fact that she is a filthy cunt whore.

I knew Jill was in whore denial when she told me, "I rarely do this" as she shoved my cock in her ass.

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Sidelining

The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.

Michael was banned from the Georgia Dome for three years after sidelining during the football game.