Lanie

The biggest softball player you’ll ever know... literally. She looks like an ugly feminist moose with her hairy butt. She’s disrespectful to all boys and acts lesbian near her friends, when she’s actually straight.

Dude 1: Bruh is that a moose?
Dude 2: No that’s just Lanie.

Sophie

A rat and ugly feminist who thinks they are the best at everything.

Dude 1: Hey is that a Sophie?
Dude 2: Hand over the gun...