Sea-Billy

Sea Billy's are very much like their sister kissing, 23 and still in 3rd grade, counterparts the Hill-Billy's. Sea Billy's often occupy the small coastal towns as opposed to middle America. Their presence is usually accompanied by banjo music, Keystone Ice cans and underage pregnancy.

Oh, shit. I hear banjos, and there's a pregnant 12 year old. Here come the Sea-Billy's. Lets pay up and go to a different bar. Last time we drink in Shelter Cove, CA

Ass to Chips

A disturbing phenomenon that occasionally occurs at parties. An individual will bee seen digging in the ass crack at a party, and then using the same hand grab a handful of chips from the chip bowl. This is usually met with great disdain.

Steve: I asked Tammy to throw that bag of chips away and empty the chip bowl

Mike: Why?

Steve: Frikken George was digging in his butt crack and then went ass to chips.

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