St James'

You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a prison located in the Farnworth/ Newbury area where a compulsory 5 years of a teenagers life are wasted.

While strolling along the corridors of St James' you may come across some of the following paracites:
'Roadmen'- A reminder of what the failure of tomorrow's generation will look like. You will typically find a roadman trying to act 'hard' by showing off infront of his fellow roadman by taking (and dealing) drugs in F- Block Lavotories. A roadman's vocabulary is very small and not very complex, yet no one ever really knows how to reply. Their most used phrases are "what you sayin' ", "my G", and "ched".
Walking Wotsits- The lowest form of human being found on this planet. These are often shallow, pathetic creatures, attempting to be unique and special by acting drunk and/or high as a kite on a Friday night 'sesh'.
The slag- a girl who has her legs so wide apart she makes the channel tunnel look insignficant. They hang out with about a quarter of the school and always laugh/talk really loudly so everyone can see how oh so popular they are.

"Off to the shit hole tomorrow"
"St James's?"

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