fanny bulge

The growth of the front lower abdomen experienced by some middle-aged women. Sometimes mistaken for smuggled meat products under thieving womens' dresses in supermarkets and convenience stores.

"I must have put on weight because I can't seem to fit into my wedding dress anymore....but then again I didn't have my fanny bulge all those years ago!"

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kebab

Female genitalia that has become enlarged and wrinkled to the point that it resembles two select slices of donar meat.

"You are a fine young man! Wanna chew on my kebab?"

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poo bay

The anal region. Holiday hot spot for many a poo pirate.

"AAH-HAR! Climb aboard me galleon me hearty and let us set sail for the murky waters of poo bay!"

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shit snipper

The anal sphincter.

"Martha and I have been courting for nearly 18 monthes now Mother. But she has not yet allowed me to stretch her shit snipper - is that a bad sign?"

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tiny

Affectionate term for one's lady.

"Allo Tiny, I like a bitta puss. Now put ya knickers on and make me a cuppa tea!"

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