Vaginied

When you (a being with a vagina) broke up with your significant other because he refused to have sex.

Will vaginied me yesterday so I broke up with him.

HyperSexy

so sexy to the point of it being otherworldly and unimaginable by human beings

Will thinks Brie is 'hypersexy.'

divlute

Verb. To divert and dilute. To draw away and mitigate.

School divlutes curiosity by assigning menial busywork.

My lecture today divluted my attention so much I fell asleep.