Lock-off

When you're with a peng ting and 'Logan' comes in and says 'I know how to eat pussy' and steals your girl, therefore 'locking off' your dick. Like 'blue balls'

''Yo man, I was gonna go down on this girl I met but I just got put on lock-off"

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Lily

Lily has a huge heart but will kill you if you insult her mum. All other jokes are on the table with her though, you can always count on her to join in on the bants. One of the lads really. She will claim that she can drink you under the table but she'll be the first one to pass out at any party.

Lily was so wasted at the party last night, what a numpty.