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Where an italian girl sucks off a man. Then pulls his foreskin to the end. And crunches it with her molar teeth.
Jimmy got the ole' italian blowie. Thats why hes hunched over
When you have diarrhea. You jump and spin in a circle. Causing a mist of fine shit to spray everywhere. Just like a sprinkler.
Why is there shit everywhere?
Gavin got drunk and was doing the dirty sprinkler
Kicking someone down the stairs when they are on fire. Sending them tumbling down the stairs like a "wheel".
Oi, Im gonna give you the hot wheels treatment if you fuckin test me
Just wishing for something to happen everyday/everytime. But you don't want it to actually happen so you can carry on wishing. Even if the thing you want brings you happiness. You still put up with what you have still wishing for the better. Even if you have the opportunity to get said "wish". You'll do anything out of your power to avoid doing it.
Guy 1: I wish i had a netflix account, I'll just put up with the ads on these sketchy websites(123movies etc)
Guy 2: Just buy it, it'll be worth it.
Guy 1: Yeah I want to, I just, I don't know.
Guy 2: Hesitation? Sounds like a wish complex to me.