Oakley Bowers

A Siberian Wooly Husky that was birthed by a homosexual couple in Georgia. Oakley was adopted by a married couple in Hagerstown, MD. Oakley likes to aggresivley hunt small game animals and chew bully sticks. He loves walks and spending time with his best friend woody the wood pecker. Even though he is very aggressive and possessive over food and literally every material item. He also loves to complain about his living conditions.

Look theres Oakley Bowers! He has a ground hog in his mouth!

Michael Bowers

A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.

Wow! Look at all those christmas lights! He must be Michael Bowers.

wushtang

Means anything and everything. It can be used in any way you want it to. Wushtang in a universal word!

Hey, would you like to go wushtang at devil's backbone today?