the criss angel

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you tell her you're going to cum and instead spit on her back, and when she turns around you cum on a dove and throw it in her face, while pyrotechnics go off in the background.

I wanted to do the Criss Angel to my fiance on our honey moon, but no pet shop would sell me the doves I needed to do it.

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