Wii

Wii as in, why the hell would nintendo make a kick ass game system and a majority of shitty games?
Or Wii as in "mom ima goin to play with my Wii" to which is replied "wash your hands before dinner!"
Or "Hey Dave you wanna play with my Wii?" to which is replied with "A large beating with a pipe wrench"
Or To which your girlfriend asks " you wanna play with my Wii?" responded with " you dumping your girl for being mistaken as a transexual".
In other words a system that causes infinite trouble.

You walk to a girl in a crowded street and you say "you wanna play with my Wii?
So your in jail and you ask a man " You wanna play with my Wii?
Your having trouble sitting down, your released from jail.
Your outside and you ask a little girl " you wanna play with my Wii?"
So your in court and you ask the judge " You wanna play with my Wii?"
Your on Deathrow, you decided you shouldn't have gotten Wii cause no one wants to play with you.

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Snorf

This word means "kool", plain and simple. I dont know why it means kool but its does. It also means "crazy", just role with me here because people actually do say it.

Oh you think your so Snorf with your expensive girls!

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