Jedi

A man who is strong with the force and is a master at using his light-saber.

Eric: Holy sh*t! did you just see that?!

John: What?

Eric: That guy just knocked out Whitney with his light saber!

John and Eric: Jedi...

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Twating

A person who has nothing useful to do or say thus talking about their every action on Twitter.

Emily: JUST WOKE UP OMG!!! 7:31 a.m.

Emily: BROTHER IS USING MY FLIPPING SHOWER!!!! 7:33 a.m.

Emily: NO CEREAL!!! FML 7:40 a.m.

Emily: CANT FIND MY CUTE TANK-TOP!!!!!! 7:46 a.m.

Emily's Brother: sis is Twating again... dumb ****

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