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This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.
Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partnerâs mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good olâ Cleveland Steamer.
Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?
Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car⦠you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why youâre such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.
Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, howâs the baseball season going?
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided Iâm going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruzâs $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It wonât be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just donât have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so Iâm gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
The delightful act of simultaneously peeing, pooping, and blowing your homemade man juice on a hoe that you slightly dislike.
Tyrant: Bro I canât wait to go home and slap my bag. Iâm so stressed out after this week.
Big Easy: Dude Iâm stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. Iâm gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.
Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.
Big Easy: Pp
Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. Itâs that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
Some d-bag wannabe rapper that makes shitty raps while dropping some snickers in the punch bowl. Has enough raps to drop a mix tape, but instead he just drops pipes.
Tyrant: Bro I been listening to this buhl Rappa on the Crappa. His rhymes are pretty shitty but his pipes are ð¥. Have you heard of him?
Big Easy: Yo welcome back to Rappa on the Crappa... CHECK IT. Boom chicka beem pa beem pa boom boom, splooooooosh.
Tyrant: You are my hero.
This usually occurs when a man wants revenge on his hoe. While the woman is in a deep slumber, he will inject a gooey substance such as jelly into her clapper. Then the next time she takes a piss, a gooey discharge will be expelled, and the woman will think she has gonorrhea.
Mike: Stoney my dude, I think I got the Gons. My cock feels like a serial killer came in and stabbed my cock and now Iâm pissing blood.
Stoney: Bro I think you have a problem. Side note: I tricked this hoe into thinking she had gonorrhea. I call it Conorrhea. I just shot a nice gelatinous substance up into her cooch while she was sleeping and the next day she screamed when she went to tinkle. Thatâs what she gets for smashinâ âHungry dogâ Jason.
Mike: Stoney, you never fail to amaze me. I might try that on that skank I met behind the 7-Eleven. Gotta get revenge for the Genital Slurpees she gave me a while back (See Genital Slurpees).
The act of taking a shit on an automatic flushing toilet and the toilet suddenly flushes while you are still in process of pooing. The fecal matter will be forcefully thrusted back into your anal cavity. This is one of the most traumatic experiences, especially if it occurs at work. Many people experience POO-TSD (See POO-TSD) in the coming years.
Mike: Yo dude I took a nasty shit last night. Shit smelled like rotten eggs and dirty grundul.
Stoney: Bro at least you didnât experience toilet sodomy yesterday. Shit happened to me out of nowhere. Took me like a half hour to clean myself up.