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An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesnât give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.
Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.
Tyrant: Nah dude, thatâs just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesnât run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.
Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...
When you pounding a girl so hard with your girthy salami stick, that it causes cracks in her snatch region. In rare cases, the aftercocks can be so powerful, that they cause a rectal prolapse. ER trips are strongly recommended if this occurs, but only skanks and weenie hut JR. members actually go to the ER.
Miguel Cumbrera: Yo hombre, we hitting the casino tonight? I hear theyâre doing strip poker.
Stoney Tonio: Yo cabrón, sheeeeeet I canât tonight. I gave my girl a girthquake. I thought I was just taking her to pound town, turns out I took her to pound country, and busted up her clam bake. Now she has two cracks down there ð¤£
MC: Dawg youâre gonna have to teach me that one. We can try it at strip poker next time. There are loads of loose grannies down at the casino waiting to be plunked by our micro Slim James.
SA: Sheeet home sizzle, sounds good to me, Iâm getting a half Chubb just thinking about it. Iâm listening to Girth Brooks right now to get in the mood.
The man consumes copious amounts of fruit, causing his semen to taste sweet. He proceeds to ejaculate into the womanâs mouth, while she simultaneously sucks on his furry pebbles, receiving a delicious taste of Fruity Pubeles⦠part of a balanced breakfast.
Barney: Dude my girlfriend has been super hungry lately, itâs kind of making her a total bitch.
Fred: Brotato, just give her a taste of some of your Fruity Pubeles and sheâll be satiated in no time.
Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you donât wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude Iâve had several of those before, I didnât know thatâs what they were called!
The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: âWould you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!â The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.
Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)
Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
An underground gallery full of ancient artifacts (or Jizzifacts if you will) from centuries past. May consist of jizz rags, jizz filled socks, jizz crusted tissues, etc. Access is permitted only to those who contribute their own unique Jizzifact to the Catacumb.
Mike: Yo Tone-Bone, my wife wouldnât let me enter the Krusty Krab last night so I had to create my own jizz rag.
Tone-Bone: DAWG! You should totally add your jizz rag to the Catacumb downtown. You could becum a part of ancient Jizztory.
Mike: Bone my dawg, you are a genius. I hadnât pulled my monkey in over a week so I splat like a fire hose.
Tone-Bone: Bro thatâs vile.. I envy you.
Requesting off from work when you have too many QSSTs to complete.
Tyrant: Hey can you do me a favor? I need to ReQSST off from work tomorrow. Can I trust you to do all my work?
Big Easy: Bro I would but.... I donât work with you anymore.
Tyrant: Shit thatâs right. Guess Iâll hit up Phil Collins.