Stoney Maloney

Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.

“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash

“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey

“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”

-Nick da GuapoLord

“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown

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Clout

Clout: Being famous or having influence. So pretty much drippin in sauce

How’d you sell your mixtape -BigWilly
I don’t know fam cause I’m just a clout god -Shuwop

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Boston Whore

A Boston whore goes around to bars when the bruins, red socks or Celtics are playing and fucks at least 12 dudes, every one knows her by name because everyone knows each other in the neighbourhood, she’s the Boston whore cause “all” of Boston knows her and fill her with their Boston cream like a Boston cream donut.

“Hey, have you seen that fucking cunt Rachel over there rubbing up on my Mahk after she just gave my cousin Tommy a quickie in the back and fucked Mickie in his shitty Subaru, if that bitch goes near my man Anthony I’m gonna scratch her fuckin’ eyes out” -Sophia

“Ya she’s just Boston Whore, she gets passed around more then herpes in a hot tub. The whole neighbourhood knows her antics but the guys probably know her insides better, her twat probably looks like a drooling pug at this point” -Becky

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