This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.
It's fun.
When eating out a girl, she has her period right in your face.
Dave got a rainbow face from Lauren.
The best of both worlds. You're banging a girl in the pooper while she is making you a sandwich.
The anal keeps coming. Okay, you jam your dick and both of your thumbs in the girl's ass and go on nailing her. You pull it out, stick your thumbs in her ears, and blow your load in her mouth until it comes out of her nose.
She got jizz on my pants when I gave her the Plumber's Waltz.
A vanderpump is a crap or diaria.
Also is lisa vanderpump (from the real housewives) last name.
"I gotta go take a vanderpump"
You're titty fucking a girl reverse.. that is to say that your balls are hanging in her face.