Irish Tuck

In an emergency situation when a guy pops a boner, tuck it up into the waist band of your pants to avaoid making it obvious that you can't control yourself.

"My sister bent over and her tit fell out so I had to pull and Irish Tuck so she wouldn't know I was a perv and checking out my sister." -Dave

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Scuttle

You're titty fucking a girl reverse.. that is to say that your balls are hanging in her face.

I Scuttled her good!

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The Dirty Rye

The best of both worlds. You're banging a girl in the pooper while she is making you a sandwich.

Fun stuff.

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Rainbow Face

When eating out a girl, she has her period right in your face.

Dave got a rainbow face from Lauren.

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Plumber's Waltz

The anal keeps coming. Okay, you jam your dick and both of your thumbs in the girl's ass and go on nailing her. You pull it out, stick your thumbs in her ears, and blow your load in her mouth until it comes out of her nose.

She got jizz on my pants when I gave her the Plumber's Waltz.

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Vanderpump

A vanderpump is a crap or diaria.

Also is lisa vanderpump (from the real housewives) last name.

"I gotta go take a vanderpump"

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