shitpeasant

Meaningless but entertaining insult coined by Chris Horner on MSN on 23rd March 2003, at about 10.30 GMT

"Stooo, you're a shitpeasant."

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pissbitch

The only logical response to shitpeasant

"Horner, you pissbitch."

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Bumplestiltskin

Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)

"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"
"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."

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Pffftt

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.

"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."

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dirtclodding

Possibly fictitious sexual practice once mentioned in an interview by Corey Taylor of pretend rock band Slipknot. Dirtclodding (if it exists) involves one partner withdrawing his member from the other's dilated anus and then (please excuse me...) poo-ing into the gaping aperture.
Worryingly, Im sure that even if he meant it as a joke, many Slipknot fans have probably got bad infections trying it since.

I darn't imagine an example...

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Heep

Noun/Verb: The sound or act of someone laughing like a complete bumper

"Heeeeeeeep!!!"
-Joel Grundy

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