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Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)
"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"
"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."
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What you call her when her labia are covered with bumps one week after she gets waxed
Mallory: The key here is confidence
Lana: Which Pam's got by the shitload...
Mallory: ...for reasons known but to God...
Pam: Well a lot of it is the Brazilian! They really make you feel... SEXY! At least until the ingrown hairs turn me back into Bumplestiltskin