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Italian face mask

When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.

Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.

by Stormagadon October 4, 2017