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When you burp in your mouth without opening it, causing your cheeks to bulge out like a frog croaking.
Dude, i was out to dinner and had a huge burp, so i held it in to keep it quiet and everyone knew anyway cause I was Bull Froggin.
When sitting down to pee, without noticing that the toilet lid is down and you have to go so bad that you already started letting it flow.
"I was so drunk last night that I Splattergasted myself".
When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.
"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
When you have consumed a food or beverage that doesn't agree with you and your intestines begin make sounds that resemble Chewbacca.
"Every time i eat cabbage, I end up with a Butt Wookie within a hour".
Sqeezing out a fart by leaning over or otherwise compressing your abdomen, pushing it out like a bagpipe. Possibly involuntary.
That dude dropped his phone and was so nervous picking it up, I think he bagpiped himself.
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To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).
Can possibly be done to someone else.
I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.
Usually referring to a very large Skunk.
Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!