lads

A word that is shouted with enthusiasm in response to another person, as a way of clarifying that what they have just said and/or proposed is something stereotypically masculine and loutish.

<Carl> Check the rack on that!
<Bob> Lads!!

<Carl> Hey guys, let's get pissed on lager and then go out and play rugby and then make sexist/homophobic jokes for a while and then whistle at "fit" girls in the street.
<Bob> Lads!!!!
<Carl> Lads!!

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mCPP

1-(3-Chlorophenyl)piperazine or meta-chlorophenylpiperazine.

A compound sometimes marketed as an ecstasy substitute. Due to being legal in most countries and very easy to obtain, mCPP has found its way into many 'ecstasy' tablets being sold on the black market, particularly in the UK.

The chemical is used in the medical world for testing headache medication, as it is known to induce migraines in 90% of individuals who commonly suffer from them. As such, it is very rarely taken on purpose for recreational use and is only normally taken in error where the user is expecting MDMA (ecstasy).

Effects seem to vary dramatically from one individual to the next, but generally include headaches, gastrointestinal discomfort, tachycardia, dizziness, vomiting, hallucinations and insomnia. Some users claim mCPP produces a similar high to MDMA (ecstasy) - but most consider this high to be overpowered by the negative effects of the drug, making it not worthwhile. Effects normally come on within 30 minutes, beginning with stomach cramps and general discomfort. Many users report the 'comedown' to include a searing headache felt in the front of the face and difficulty sleeping even many hours after ingestion of the substance.

Due to its vast array of effects, mCPP is often mistaken for other substances by those who are inexperienced or unaware of its existence. The rushing and jaw clenching often experienced leads some users to believe the pill they have ingested contains speed (amphetamine), while the 'trippy' hallucinogenic side-effects lead others to believe the pill has been adulterated with ketamine or a phenethylamine such as DOB or 2C-B. Genuine adulteration with these psychedelic substances is actually very uncommon, and would produce very different effects in any case.

mCPP cannot be identified by any current pill testing kit, but experienced users can often identify it by means of taste - although it has a similar bitter taste to that of MDMA, it is somewhat tangy and citrus-like.

In recent months, mCPP pills have flooded the ecstasy market in the UK leaving traditional MDxx-based pills increasingly hard to come by and often more expensive.

Rockets, Bombs, Creams, and many more...

Be wary - mCPP is NOT ecstasy!

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wanking ears

'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.

Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.

<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me

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